Pretty Little Episode #71
Handsome
Headgum
4.9 • 12K Ratings
🗓️ 26 December 2025
⏱️ 26 minutes
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Summary
Fortune and Mae talk about made-up laws and retirement-age jobs on a very merry Pretty Little Episode! Did you miss our holibobs show? You can still watch the replay for a few more days-- get your ticket here!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. You know it's smart checking Allstate First for a quote that could save you hundreds on car insurance. You know it's not smart? Not checking that you packed boots when you're headed off on a winter getaway. Sure, you could walk through the snow in your sneakers, but your feet are going to get a little cold. |
| 0:22.0 | Yeah, checking first is smart. So check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. |
| 0:26.7 | You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. |
| 0:31.9 | Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. |
| 0:38.9 | Handsome Pot. Check your friends on the handsome pot. |
| 0:41.7 | Chatting the friends on the handsome pot. |
| 0:45.9 | Pretty little episode. |
| 0:48.5 | Welcome to Handsome's Pretty Little Episode. |
| 0:52.8 | I'm fortunate. |
| 0:53.5 | Welcome. |
| 0:54.6 | I'm May Martin. |
| 0:56.2 | And we're coming to you right after the big holiday. |
| 1:01.4 | Yes, indeed. |
| 1:03.0 | After Christmas, so everybody's probably filling their bellies with some leftovers today. |
| 1:10.5 | We hope all your dreams came true and your wishes were answered. |
| 1:15.1 | I just googled, before we started, I just Googled, why do they call Boxing Day, Boxing Day? |
| 1:20.1 | Do they call it that in America? |
| 1:22.1 | I don't know what. |
| 1:22.8 | I mean, I've heard of Boxing Day, but I don't know what it is. |
| 1:25.2 | Oh, it's the day after Christmas. |
| 1:27.3 | Isn't that celebrated |
| 1:28.6 | quite a bit in Canada and England? It's not a big thing over here, I don't think. Oh, maybe. Okay, |
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