Pretty Little Episode #69
Handsome
Headgum
4.9 • 12K Ratings
🗓️ 12 December 2025
⏱️ 25 minutes
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Summary
Fortune and Mae chat about driving lessons, muse about what animal they'd ride as a mount, and set up some fantasy paparazzi scenarios on Pretty Little Episode #69! Also, we have a live-streaming show Dec 22, get your tickets!
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:04.4 | You know what's smart? |
| 0:06.2 | Check in Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds on car insurance. |
| 0:10.4 | You know what's not smart? |
| 0:11.6 | Not checking for creepy dolls when you visit a bed and breakfast. |
| 0:15.0 | This is a really charming old house, but nobody needs to wake up in the middle of the night with a doll staring you down. |
| 0:20.0 | Yeah, checking first is smart. |
| 0:21.6 | So check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. |
| 0:24.6 | You're in good hands with Allstate. |
| 0:26.6 | Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. |
| 0:30.6 | Allstate North American Insurance Company and Affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. |
| 0:35.6 | Hey, Handsomes! We have a very special live show coming up for the holidays on Monday, December 22nd. |
| 0:43.7 | Join in the fun and festivities from anywhere in the world by getting your tickets at the link in our social media bio or at Dynasty Typewriter.com. |
| 0:52.5 | Your ticket will allow you to stream the show any time for a full week. It's the |
| 0:57.5 | perfect gift for you and all the handsome folks in your life. It's going to be so fun. So go to |
| 1:03.3 | DynastyTyperider.com or follow the link in our bio and get your ticket for our December 22nd show today. |
| 1:10.0 | Oh, ho, ho. |
| 1:11.7 | Hey, Hansoms. |
| 1:17.4 | Just a heads up that for your best chance of getting Handsome merch in time for Christmas, |
| 1:20.2 | you should order by December 12th. |
| 1:22.4 | Write it down, December 12th. So go to HandsomePod.com and get your order in by December 12th. |
| 1:27.2 | That's Handsompod.com. get your order in by December 12th. That's handsomepod.com. |
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