Pretty Little Episode #68

Handsome

Headgum

Comedy

4.9 • 12K Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2025

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

Tig and Mae gab about age gaps, muse on how to know if someone is "the one," and give advice on connecting with wayward youths in a jam-packed Pretty Little Episode!

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0:00.0	You know it's smart? Checking Allstate First for a quote that could save you hundreds on car insurance.
0:06.8	You know it's not smart? Not checking to see if it's trivia night at your local bar.
0:12.0	You just wanted to get a bite to eat with a friend, but now you're invested in doing whatever it takes to win a $20 gift certificate by naming as many state capitals as you can.
0:22.2	Yeah, checking first is smart. So check Allstate First for a quote that could save you hundreds.
0:27.2	You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings varies, subject to terms, conditions,
0:31.9	and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.
0:38.4	This is a headgum podcast.
0:43.1	Handsome pot.
0:44.8	Chatting the friends on the handsome pot.
0:47.3	Chatting the friends on the handsome pot.
0:51.5	Pretty little episode.
0:57.0	Nay. Pretty Little Episode. May.
0:59.0	Well, first of all, welcome to the pretty little episode.
1:04.0	Yeah, welcome.
1:05.0	I'm Tignotaro and you're May, right?
1:08.0	Yeah, yeah.
1:09.0	Okay, now let's skip past all that.
1:10.0	What was that? I mean, I wasn't expecting yeah. Okay, let's skip past all that. What was that?
1:11.5	I mean, I wasn't expecting such a response, and I'm thrilled by it because it's,
1:16.3	electrically, I'm holding a banana peel, a classic comedy prop.
1:20.9	Yeah.
1:21.9	I ate the banana before we started recording, and now I'm revealing the detritus.
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