Pretty Little Episode #65

Handsome

Headgum

Comedy

4.9 • 14.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 November 2025

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

Tig and Mae discuss topless coffee, respond to Shania Twain's "let's go girls", and give advice about staying true to yourself, all on a Pretty Little Episode that answers the age old question: whose bed have your boots been under?

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Transcript

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:04.3	You know what's smart?
0:05.8	Checking Allstate First for a quote that could save you hundreds on car insurance.
0:09.6	You know, it's not smart.
0:11.1	Not checking the weather before scheduling your end of year a yard sale.
0:14.6	Nobody's going to buy your old jeans and that guitar you never got around a plane if it's pouring rain outside.
0:19.4	Yeah, checking first is smart.
0:23.6	So check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds.
0:25.4	You're in good hands with Allstate.
0:28.8	Potential savings varies, subject to terms, conditions, and availability.
0:33.3	Allstate North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois.
0:37.0	Handsome Pot. Chatting with friends on the handsome pot. Chatting the friends on the handsome pot.
0:39.8	Chatting the friends on the handsome pot.
0:44.4	Cheers.
0:45.7	Hello, it's your friend Tignotaro.
0:48.3	I'm sitting here with my friend.
0:50.6	May Martin, joining you and Thomas again.
0:54.0	Correct.
0:55.6	Fortune is not here.
0:56.8	We were supposed to do a full episode, but Fortune sold her house.
1:03.3	She's moving, but then she said, well, her internet's down, and I thought, she's having an orgy.
1:10.1	I know that line.
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