Pressure Washer Porch Pleasure
The Southern Tea
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4.3 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 7 May 2025
⏱️ 68 minutes
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Summary
Lindsie and Kristen are talking NYC airport mix-ups, the pleasure of pressure washing, co-parenting conundrums and reminisce about their dating disasters (and surprising happily ever after!).
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| 0:00.0 | Wake up! The Jones is a redo in their garden! |
| 0:02.6 | Love that porcelain paven and all that fencing. |
| 0:05.4 | I knew it. They've been with their landscaper to Jusen. |
| 0:07.8 | A mini-digger! No wonder she was so smug at Zumba! |
| 0:11.3 | Right, I want a sunken seating area. She won't have that. |
| 0:14.2 | For materials, tool hire, timber and paving. Don't waste time. |
| 0:17.7 | DuCon's got the lot. Like Terales, porcelain, paving from only 22 pounds per square meter. |
| 0:22.4 | Love it. |
| 0:23.1 | All trade prices exclude VAT at 20%. |
| 0:25.9 | So now you can keep up with the Joneses. |
| 0:28.0 | And the Evanses. |
| 0:29.2 | And the Patel's. |
| 0:30.9 | Maybe I'm just like weird. |
| 0:32.5 | Maybe I'm crunchy. |
| 0:33.6 | This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Crisley. I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards and all of these people write their children's accomplishments on the back. |
| 0:42.7 | I don't love them. |
| 0:43.8 | A Southern girl and a boy mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots. |
| 0:48.8 | I am a functioning, non-functioning human being right now. |
| 0:52.8 | Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea. |
| 0:58.7 | That is the tea. |
| 1:00.2 | Here's Lindsay. |
| 1:04.1 | Good morning and welcome back to another episode of the Southern Tea and it's actually morning. |
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