You should have fall in love with old Cape Cod.

Nothing gets you going in the morning, like a good cup of Joe and a little Howie Car, right?

Hey, paper boy.

We love Howie Carr, right?

I was referred to today as 1970s Boston.

It comes from the Cat Boy Talk Show stuff in Boston, which was concocted there.

Live from the Mid-Cake Command, it's Howie Car.

You're sure to fall in love with Old Cape Car. Welcome, here broadcasting from the MidCave. Welcome.

Here broadcasting from the Mid Cape Command.

It's a beautiful vacation time on Cape Cod in Barnesville County.

I'm having a great time.

And I'm going to be here through Labor Day except for a couple of days,

one or two days.

We'll be up back in Boston.

844-5-42-42-8-4-500-42-42.

So Muriel Bowser, the mayor of D.C., she's between a rock and a hard place here.

Crime is out of control.

The city council is insane.

She's pretty much non-compos menace herself.

But she knows she's got intractable problems with crime and welfare dependency, et cetera,

and no cash bail, liberal courts, et cetera.

So she was kind of going along saying, yeah, we need to do something.

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