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Of course, I'm the daughter. I hate her so fucking much.

It's unbelievable. Tell them. Okay. We're going to the dog food store today. And she says something

and I say, ma'am or whatever. And then I, anyway, we're calling out to each other

over the aisles like a bunch of nuts. And the girl ringing us up originally told the manager

that she thought, I was Jennifer's daughter. That's originally what she told us. And then Callie said no.

The mother, the manager came up to me and said, are you guys mother daughter?

I said, hold up.

Who do you think the mother is and who do you think the daughter is?

And the manager's dying life.

And I go, do you think that she's the daughter and pointed to you?

And then we point to Callie. And I go, Callie, which was the person at the register, who is the mother and who is the daughter? Because the manager said that at first, that I, you were the daughter. Because remember, I was happy in the beginning. You were. And then we asked Callie, who Cali fucking sucks. No, I love her. She was real sweet. So she said I was the mother. And so the manager thinks it's just hilarious.

And I'm like, Callie, I want to talk to your manager. I need to make a complaint in your

personnel file. Of course, who ended up being the asshole?

Who was the older one?

As it turns out, the manager got it wrong and Kelly thought Jennifer was my daughter.

And I'm fucking mad about it.

Matter than a wet hand.

Have you had it?

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