Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast. This episode is brought to you by Molecule,

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Ah! I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update, Mike Pence, that smooth operator

and sex machine that can only have dinner with another woman if his wife is there. He's the

Amish James Bond, you know what an ideal. Well, he was almost killed on January 6th.

Maybe that's why he kind of denies January 6th ever happened. Trauma denial. It's hard to face

that people that voted for you also want you dead. Pence said recently that one day in January

doesn't represent the 70 million Trump voters. Yeah, but Trump did represent them. See, Mike, the

problem, however, is not the criminals that attacked the Capitol, but the criminals that created the

criminals that attacked the Capitol. Mike Pence believes it was an unfortunate day, a tragic day in

history. The media is using it to distract from Joe Biden's failed agenda. Distract. Okay, Mike,

listen. Mike, do they sound distracted? In fact, they seem kind of focused on hanging Mike

Pence. So let's talk about Biden's failed agenda. Joe Pop-Pop Biden took over on January 20th.

He's been office roughly 270 days and in those 270 days, he mobilized the country and we got

200 million people vaccinated and worldwide there are 6.2 billion with shots in arms. Since Joe Pop-Pop

Biden took over, we've added 4.5 million new jobs. When the fat loser guy left, the economy was

tanked due to him dropping a doucin' his tempered dick over the COVID crisis.

Trump was the first president since Hoover to leave with a net job loss. That's right, 3 million

more unemployed. In Mike Pence, you were his backup. Biden's ended our war in Afghanistan. It wasn't

perfect at all and we lost 13 soldiers, but those soldiers were part of the reason no one else died,

except for the innocent family we predatored. However, we got 140,000 people out in the biggest,

most successful wartime airlift in history and as good and as bad as leaving Afghanistan was,

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