President John Paul
Bropostles
Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 11 October 2020
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
separation of church and state?? history?? romance?? urine?? the freakin cast is back baby
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| 0:00.0 | Yeah, I know, but I'm a human being. |
| 0:01.6 | I was built for marriage. |
| 0:03.8 | I just have better self-knowledge. |
| 0:05.8 | I was, I'm a human being. |
| 0:07.2 | I was built Ford Tough as soon as I was born. |
| 0:11.9 | I was built Ford Tough. |
| 0:14.5 | If you, if you anonymous Catholic publishing company don't want to sign my boy, then you better |
| 0:20.0 | believe that during Ford Truck Month this year, we're going to pull up and we're going to get rowdy on your front |
| 0:24.5 | steps, okay? Somebody's not going to have a happy Honda day. That's true. It's the Toyotathon, |
| 0:33.6 | more like Toyota gone. Okay. That's pretty good. Keep going. Thanks. We already did that bit about Jack Skellington hopping down the Labor Day tree and getting |
| 0:44.3 | 0% APR on a for Toyota. |
| 0:47.7 | Which is still funny. |
| 0:48.5 | It's still really funny. |
| 0:49.7 | It's really good. |
| 0:50.7 | There's one door that just says Toyotathon. |
| 0:52.5 | Ha ha ha. |
| 1:09.7 | Yeah. really good. There's one door that just says Toyotathon. Welcome to The Crunch, |
| 1:10.6 | the only podcast that can make a citizen's arrest. It's your boy, Ethan. And I'm Patrick. How are you doing? Thanks for using it. I was like, just off the nodding here. Sometimes you have jokes that are funny, too. I do. Listen, I don't. You haven't used any of the original ones that I pitched to you when I pitched that bit. No, we got to save those for a rainy day. Fair enough. I don't podcast with schmucks, so. No. It's just one of my, I'll eat dinner with them. One of my base rules. What's been going on? How's your week been? Okay. First of all, the week's been pretty good. I've had some great, I had a great conversation with Brandon McKinley. |
| 1:48.3 | We met on Monday. |
| 1:50.0 | I'm so jealous. |
| 1:50.7 | We chatted. |
| 1:51.4 | He lives nearby. |
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