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Eating For Free
Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson
4.8 • 535 Ratings
🗓️ 21 November 2024
⏱️ 90 minutes
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About:
Hosted by journalists Joan Summers and Matthew Lawson, Eating For Free is a weekly podcast that explores gossip and power in the pop culture landscape: Where it comes from, who wields it, and who suffers at the hands of it. Find out the stories behind the stories, as together they look beyond the headlines of troublesome YouTubers or scandal-ridden A-Listers, and delve deep into the inner workings of Hollywood's favorite pastime. The truth, they've found, is definitely stranger than any gossip.
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| 0:00.0 | These gays, they're trying to murder me. |
| 0:05.0 | What do I think of her? Yes. I don't think of her. |
| 0:25.1 | Wait about that in the New York |
| 0:26.5 | fucking post. |
| 0:30.6 | Woke up, made a protein smoothie, |
| 0:34.3 | checked the news, |
| 0:35.6 | and then the torture started. |
| 0:38.4 | Sent from my iPad. |
| 0:40.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:40.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.4 | It's very much the vibe this week. |
| 0:43.7 | What is actually happening right now? |
| 0:47.0 | I feel like if anyone else can relate, who up relating to your favorite podcast host, |
| 0:56.5 | everyone here with a parisocial relationship with the hosts of eating for free the podcast recording live from the absolute edge of the |
| 1:00.8 | internet raise your fucking hands my name is local parasycial relationship enjoyer jones summers i've got a |
| 1:08.4 | question for you before we get to my co-host. Does anyone else feel like |
| 1:12.9 | you have woken up every single day this week? Like, you're a cat getting like sprayed with a water |
| 1:19.9 | bottle because that is like how I feel right now. Like I feel like I'm like on all fours. My like |
| 1:25.9 | hairs are raised. I've jumped up onto the top of the chair and I've arched my back and my tail's all puffy and I'm like, as like someone just like sprays me, just douses me in a water bottle. I can't explain it. And if you were to ask reason why, wouldn't tell you. Um, so you can call me the local gas slider because I have to admit, I've actually been in control |
| 1:46.0 | at the doctor office you've been going to, I've been in control of your bank. |
| 1:49.0 | I'm basically coordinating a very large scheme right now to make you go insane. |
| 1:53.0 | It sounds like it's going pretty successfully. |
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