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Welcome to the shutdown full cast this week brought to you by another sport

other sports have you thought about other sports because this is the

Internet's only college football podcast but I'm just saying you might want to

think about other sports I don't think about other things to do on a Saturday

or Sunday you know it's a socially distant sport assault from American

gladiators you know what that's the one where you go from station to station

trying to get nitro and nitro shoot and tennis balls at you yeah yeah I'm

really curious that you stopped on from American gladiators I thought you

were just gonna cut it right there it's like Ryan I've never felt so close to

you the crime of assault is actually not very socially distinct but assault the

American gladiators event totally safe assault with a proximity weapon

basic like I think that should be in an acceptable form of political

protest I think if like your your mayor or your governor gives a speech one

member of the opposition should get a tennis ball cannon and the in the same

manner like the governor gets to you know go between obstacles trying to give

his or her speech at the same time but like there's like the minority leader

just trying to tag his ass with tennis balls this is I guess what I'm saying is

this is how we make C-SPAN appointment television though I have thought it

C-SPAN always needed combat sports yeah that's what the C-SPAN for exactly

see close quarters span just Dana White investing it like I'm gonna make C-SPAN

for dudes for real man real men who just want to see a face full of fist in the

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