Presenting Ass (Very Short Treks E1, E2)
Greatest Trek: New Star Trek Reviewed
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 17 November 2023
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
When Ben and Adam set a course for Very Short Treks, they don’t know where they’re going but it’s familiar once they arrive. But when Captain Pete Holmes can’t say anything right and Spock’s comedy logic bombs, we’re left to pick up the many exploding pieces. What’s the problem with brassieres? How do you play marriage on hard mode? Which technology paved the way for carpeted starships? It’s the episode that wants to take it to series!
Music by Adam Ragusea
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| 0:00.0 | We only have one live show left this year and this time we don't even have to book flights or hotels for it, Ben. |
| 0:08.0 | The greatest generation is performingly share your embarrassment tour at the Masonic Lodge at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. |
| 0:15.0 | What a fitting way to put this tour into the ground, then to end it at a cemetery. |
| 0:21.0 | We're doing one more performance of it in January and as of today we can announce that will be at San Francisco |
| 0:26.7 | Sketch Fest on January 28th and tickets go on sale this Sunday. |
| 0:31.3 | That's two shows left on the Share Your Embarrassment Tour and they're both in California. |
| 0:35.6 | Right. One is at a cemetery and the other is where major sports teams go to die or get relocated. |
| 0:43.6 | You're thinking of Oakland, Adam. |
| 0:45.4 | Right, Oakland, right. |
| 0:47.1 | But still, both of those things very embarrassing. |
| 0:50.7 | Buy your Sketch Sketch Fest Greatest Gen Tour.com. |
| 1:03.0 | Share your embarrassment with us, California, |
| 1:06.0 | and gain strength from the sharing. Greatest Gen Tour.com. |
| 1:10.0 | My friends, the Great expert, how dare you. |
| 1:15.0 | He headed, Trink. |
| 1:18.0 | Would you look at that. |
| 1:20.0 | The greatest Trink, Trink. |
| 1:22.0 | That you people, you're all destitute. Stry Welcome to Greatest Trek, it's a new Star Trek podcast from the makers of the |
| 1:35.1 | Greatest Generation. I'm Adam Pranica. I'm Ben Harrison. We got some newness |
| 1:39.8 | today. Might be old for some folks, but it's new to us. |
| 1:44.0 | Yeah. These very short treks, episodes came out while we were working on our hit Star Trek |
| 1:51.8 | podcast about New Star Trek, Greatest Trek. That's this very show. |
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