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Katie Herzog, how is it going?

Well you sound crackly again, Jesse.

Well, you know, there's...

What are I supposed to do?

Okay, I'm new to this.

Where they...

I'm not, I am not boring people with any more of my microphone

reveals it has to do with my travel laptop not working with this mic and

multiple well not only were there multiple attempts to buy new mics from Best Buy that

failed I borrowed a mic from a hardened fascist, an Asian

fascist, which is the worst kind of fascism. This will be resolved by our

next episode because I'm just getting another mic finally. You said that last time

but yeah if people can hear the little crack

laying behind Jesse's. Katie's fault. He apologizes it apparently could not have been helped. There should be I think maybe a children's book

about Jesse in the travel laptop all your various troubles. I thought you're

going to say like a children's mic like a Fisher Price microphone I could use

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