Premium Show Extended Preview #101: iTwiddle

The Marc and Lowell Show

iRonick Media

Comedy, Leisure

2.2 • 560 Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2016

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Marc’s snoring is back, Bar Mitzvah fever, Prom-posals, Angel’s Share, a Zombie Apocalypse prank, Lisa does some sexy shopping and the return of Lowell’s Lists!

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0:00.0	Everybody's still using their Harries.
0:01.8	Yeah.
0:23.6	Yeah, are you? I'm not using my Harries. Oh, do I love the Harriers? Harries.com. You had told me before our last premium show that there was an element about the Harries that you never got to the first time. Yeah. To use it in the bikini area. Yes. There is like no afterburn. Like, um, no razor burn. No razor burn. That's what I'm looking for.
0:38.1	Yeah, no razor burn. No razor burn. That's what I'm looking for. Yeah. No razor burn. No itchy bikini area because of the shaving. Yeah. I get that too with my face, especially. With your face. Yeah. With the old blades, I would get a lot of razor burn and bumps on my neck.
0:38.7	And itchy. Yes. It's terrible. And what do you look like scratching your crotch? You know, when it's like itching. Yeah. It's terrible. That flirting would have gone in a whole new direction in the car. Exactly. But when you don't get the bumps, you don't get the ingrown hairs. and then you don't get the pleasure of pulling out an ingrown hair.
0:56.6	Oh, sweet Lord, new topic. don't get the bumps, you don't get the ingrown hairs, and then you don't get the pleasure
0:54.6	of pulling out an ingrown hair. Oh, sweet Lord, new topic. New topic. Dan is obsessed with
1:01.3	the ingrown hairs and watching the videos of people pulling those out. Oh, God. Honestly,
1:06.5	I'm going to throw up. Like, it's one of my least favorite things. I can stomach a lot of things, and that is one thing I cannot deal with. Oh, yeah, hair growing. And, oh, nah. Yeah. But watching them online. It's so relaxing. It's so therapeutic. That's what Amy said. Amy did this last night. It was a long night. She was getting ready to go on a trip with her daughter for a hockey
1:28.6	tournament. And so she was running around like crazy all night. She finally sat down and took a breath
1:35.1	at like 11 o'clock at night. The first thing she did was pulled out her phone and started watching
1:40.3	these videos of people. Oh, come on. There's a doctor.
1:44.3	I forgot where she's located.
1:45.9	I think in California, she's been on TV.
1:48.0	She has a YouTube channel with like millions of subscribers where she videotapes, popping, zits.
1:55.1	No.
1:55.8	Oh, God.
1:56.8	Oh, come on.
1:58.1	Why don't we get back to the fine sponsor? It's harries.com.
2:02.9	Where we don't ever have to experience that painful...
2:06.6	No pimple born with harris.com.
2:07.8	Yeah, that's definitely true.
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