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Christmas conspiracy theory actually we only do it about once a year but

and we discuss the merits of each. I'm one of your hosts. I'm Tim. I'm the other one of your hosts my name is Zachary Jerome I think right yeah

Zachary Nigel Nigel there we go Tim you are absolutely amplified this is the

reason for the season this is it this is it. This is it. This is my Christmas present to you. Thank you. You are not feigning like this excitement whatsoever. There's none of this is acting man.

This is all and you still you have no idea.

All you know is that maybe Santa's involved.

And it's Christmas related.

Yeah.

What else could you want? And we talk about this before. Very rarely do we actually like not talk about at least the broad topic before we come in.

The framework of it, right?

But this one, no dice.

I have no idea what we're going into here.

So, of course, this is on our Patreon feed.

You know that because that's where you're listening to it and also

today we released our other Christmas our first Christmas episode which I'm

still very proud of that was good and the Santa one it's one of the few episodes I actually remember recording.

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