What's up QAA listeners?

The fun games have begun.

I found a way to connect to the internet.

I'm sorry boy.

Welcome listener to the 68th Premium Chapter of the QAnon Anonymous Podcast, the Albelec

episode.

As always we are your host Jake Rockatansky, Trillion Field and Travis Vue.

Dear listener.

This week I have been sent into the future to bring back an unheard episode from the

bowels of the 28th century where believe it or not Julian and I are still alive.

Apparently we opted into a program where our brains were uploaded to an artificially

intelligent database that preserved our memories for hundreds of years before they were placed

into synthetic bodies that resembled Brad Pitt and Leonardo DiCaprio.

Travis unfortunately you weren't there as you decided to keep it on natural and perished

in the 4th meme war of 2022.

An honorable death.

No actually what he doesn't say here is that you died shitting yourself with your

pants pulled down.

Well at least pretty funny death.

And all your loved ones watching.

Wow incredible.

So upon returning from the future I found my mind filled with strange and twisted tails.

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