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ποΈ 5 February 2020
β±οΈ 6 minutes
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0:00.0 | The first story is posted by For the Weird Stuff one year ago. |
0:04.1 | The title is, Where is My Kid? |
0:06.7 | I have four kids. |
0:08.2 | I know I have four kids. |
0:10.0 | But recently, I just feel like there should be another one. |
0:12.7 | But it's missing. |
0:14.2 | When we go out, I head count... |
0:16.3 | Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! |
0:18.9 | What the fuck? |
0:20.8 | What the fuck? |
0:23.6 | Oh! |
0:25.6 | When we go out, I head count and get flustered because I can't find the extra one. |
0:29.2 | I have to consciously remind myself there are only four, but my heart just doesn't believe it. |
0:33.9 | Well, I just put it down as one of those weird feelings and push it aside. |
0:37.6 | Then, my parents set money to my kids. |
0:40.0 | They sent $500. |
0:41.6 | I called them and asked them why they put in so much they were confused and said that |
0:44.8 | they told me they were sending $100 per kid. |
0:47.2 | I reminded them that I only have four kids. |
0:49.1 | They were silent for a moment and then just kind of laughed and said they must be getting |
0:52.2 | old because they were thinking they were five. |
0:54.3 | Then tonight, my daughter walked into the lounge room. |
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