What's up QAA listeners?

The fun games have begun.

I found a way to connect to the internet.

I'm sorry boy.

Welcome listener to the 108th premium chapter of the QAnon Anonymous podcast, the Insurrection

Hangover episode.

As always we are your host Jake Rockatansky, Julian Field, and Travis Vue.

For nearly a year now, the COVID-19 virus has hung over the United States like a sword

of damacles.

The populace has grown weary and anxious.

But in this vast sea of discontent, there are flashes of hope, those who still remember

yesterday's America, and all its hella sick festivals.

These patriotic Americans yearn for the simpler days of red solo cups filled to the brim

with piss, baggies of armenham are sprinkled with cocaine, and the cantaloupe flavored

simulacra of a cigarette.

And so recently the patriotic party people gathered to partake in a new kind of musical festival

at the United States Capitol, with less portopodies and way more tear gas.

They fought, they drank, they blacked out, they shot vids, they stole Nancy Pelosi's

only remaining soda directly out of her office.

By the next day the Capitol was calm once more.

The partyers were gone, replaced by hundreds of National Guardsmen sleeping in the halls

of Congress.

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