Yeah, when I was in college I took this girl I was dating home.

Went to this party in Pistol City.

Where's that?

It's in Electric County.

Never been in Pistol City?

Here in Electric County?

Yeah. No. You know we're Camp Brandy. been pistol city here in Lincher County yeah no it's you know where

camp branches yeah I never can't it's kind of in that direction okay kind of a

tributary of camp branch that's bad ass what do they call it pistol city

probably for I had to guess

But more than one pistol has been brandished in pistol city. Well

But it is also the home of Wayne Hall, aka the pistol city lover, who was a long haul truck driver.

And legend has it that people like to hire Wayne because his

dick was so big he could just throw it out the window to piss. And so it's like it cut it cut down on like you know rest stops and stuff.

Wayne also ran for sheriff a number of times like I probably until he died he ran for

sheriff like every time as a right-in candidate and if you went to pistol city you would

see the homemade signs that said Wayne Hall right-in candidate for sheriff.

Why didn't they campaign on his big dick?

Like, look, I can patrol the county all day.

I don't ever have to stop to pee.

Dude, hanging out that hug.

Apparently, man, he would make L.B.J. Blush because they there are

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