PREMIUM CONTENT - LIVE ON THE SUNSET STRIP - COMEDY STORE
The Harland Highway
7EQUIS
4.7 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2016
⏱️ 15 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, welcome. Hello, premium, my premium members. Thank you so much for being premium members right out of the gate. I truly appreciate |
| 0:15.4 | it and here's some more premium content just for you for joining up. I hope you enjoy it. This is me |
| 0:22.1 | on the Sunset Strip just last night at the |
| 0:26.5 | comedy store, world famous comedy store and I got up on stage and when I go to the comedy store places like this I usually |
| 0:37.9 | just get up for like 15 or 20 minutes to work on new stuff. |
| 0:42.3 | And sometimes I get on stage and I'm in a mood. |
| 0:44.8 | And last night I was just in kind of this kind of, |
| 0:47.7 | I don't know, just this kind of no bullshit tolerance mood. |
| 0:51.1 | And so I had fun with the crowd. I kept admonishing the crowd for looking at me. |
| 0:57.0 | I had a, I caught a girl picking her nose in the front row. |
| 1:01.0 | I had an ambulance go by in the background, I could hear it. We could all hear it through |
| 1:05.1 | the window. As an ambulance went by, I started going off on that. I actually did a burp in the |
| 1:12.0 | middle of my show and I got my hand and kind of mime throwing it and it flew through the air and well you'll see what happened so I hope you enjoy this set live from the comedy store in Hollywood, California for my very special premium |
| 1:26.2 | members. Thanks for being here. Enjoy. |
| 1:28.8 | Please give it up for Harlan Williams! William. him for my dad he couldn't be here tonight he got hit by a snow blower. |
| 1:44.4 | Well, thank you. |
| 1:45.2 | He lives in Alaska and a snow blower |
| 1:48.8 | uh, cleaved his legs off. |
| 1:51.1 | So I'm here just trying to get through that if you can picture my |
| 1:55.8 | as legs flying through the air kicking you know because the nerves are still |
| 1:59.7 | gone and they're just well if you're gonna laugh maybe this isn't a place for me they're just, well if you're going to laugh, maybe this isn't a place for me to get through it. |
| 2:05.6 | But it got me thinking about family, you know, family, we all pay from a family I mean come on gang we weren't raised by you know |
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