Welcome to the Let's Have a Fight Podcast.

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to the Let's Have a Fight Podcast. The podcast that lets two guests have an all-out verbal throw down

with no punches pulled and only one champion standing in the bloody ring at the end.

I'm your referee, Harlan Williams, and here are the rules.

There will be three 11 minute rounds, each fighter picking a topic of their choice, and the referee, me picking the third.

Each fighter must argue his or her topic with all they've got.

Well, his or her opponent must argue the other side of the topic even

if it goes against their beliefs. They must be the voice for the every man.

Every citizen, politician, social activist, redneck lobby group, racist scholar, dumb-ass,

homophobe, zealot, and everyone else in between.

The fighter can use media sound bites, quotes, false facts, lies, and even bullshit to try and knock out his opponent.

With this technique, the opponent does not have to be accountable or necessarily believe in the statements they make as they are

basically borrowing from the lexicon of human opinion for comedic and entertainment effect. Each fighter can stop a fight instantly with a power slam using their power slam buzzer.

Power slams are horrible insults.

Fighters have written on cards and handed to their

opponents before the fight. Fighters will then have to listen to an opponent

abuse them with their own written words during the power slam.

If a fighter forgets to power slam during a round,

they automatically lose the round.

Each fighter will be allowed a closing statement at the end of each fight and I will start and stop each fight with the sound of this bell

At the end of each fight Eddie will review the fight and determine the winner. Now with all

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