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The Roseanne Barr Podcast

Premiere | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #001

The Roseanne Barr Podcast

Roseanne Barr

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2023

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Roseanne's first episode. Silenced for so long, Roseanne comes roaring back with her feisty attitude and blows the top off her disdain of Hollywood, politicians, brainwashed Americans and the fat acceptance movement. She also takes the time to shout out to Kim Kardashian about her new found love of her fat sculpting SKIMS.

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0:00.0

Hi everybody. This is Roseanne Barr and you welcome to my podcast. I finally got it together to

0:06.5

Do the same thing for more than a couple weeks in a row amazing focus But yeah, my focus is I really want to walk you through what's coming.

0:18.0

Because a lot of people just don't seem to be putting those two brain wires together. and I have put it together. We're being

0:25.4

either being invaded by aliens or killed by giants coming up from Antarctica where

0:32.1

Hitler took a whole bunch of people during World War II.

0:35.9

Whatever those questions are, we're going to talk about them, we're going to get to the bottom

0:40.2

of it, damn it, because we deserve the truth and I am sick and tired of the

0:44.8

bullshit that they are feeding us and haven't expected us to you know cram it down our

0:51.0

throats yards of it with both hands. Well you know, cram it down our throats, yards of it with both hands.

0:53.7

Well, you know, that's what I'm here for.

0:56.2

I don't like bullshit.

0:57.4

That was one of my campaign promises

0:59.8

when I ran for president in 2012.

1:01.9

I will outlaw bullshit and I did that because Obama

1:07.0

passed a law not far not too far in advance of 2012 where he said it would be legal to you know don't we

1:16.6

talk about the Smith month thing yeah but you're not supposed to tell people that well I

1:21.3

do want to get into that where he said no it's okay use

1:25.1

propaganda on the American people go ahead lie to their ass they're stupid anyway

1:29.6

what the fuck let's get rich well here I am with my oldest son who's I think he's 40 I can't

1:37.4

remember 43 I think he is Jake Pantlin for 44 but that's the closest you've ever gotten.

1:43.0

Oh, is it?

1:44.0

Yeah, I'm kind of impressed.

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