Welcome to the Total Soccero.

Welcome to the Total Soccer show. My name is Ryan Bailey and it's Premier League preview time, baby.

We're going to preview every single Premier League team for you. Even Burnley, please contain your excitement at this point.

And we'll learn together about new teams, new players, new tactics and which new kits, Graham Rutherland, will be modelling on his only fans page. It's all happening here. Speaking of the devil, Graham Rutherman, hello, are you ready to Premier League once again? I'm not sure if I'm ready, Ryan. It feels like there's not really been much of a break. I would take a couple extra weeks. I'm not

going to lie. But it's here, so I guess we just have to embrace it. There's me thinking you might have said something positive to that question, but then I realized who I was asking it to, Graham. Very well, very well. Well, thank you for joining us for this one, Graham. Joe Lowry, are you excited for those 4.30 a.m. West post kick-ups once again, sir. Oh, Ryan, I'm so excited. The DVR will be a

wonderful... Are you excited for those 4.30 a.m. West Coast pickups once again, sir?

Oh, Ryan, I'm so excited. The DVR will be a wonderful, wonderful tool for me.

I'm sure it will. I'm sure it will. Some bleary-eyed watching for you, Joseph, coming up in a matter of hours.

Last but not least for the TSS gang. Of course, it's Taylor Rockwell.

Taylor, it's an exciting time of year,

isn't it? I always like the week before the Premier League starts. You just feel like there's so much potential. There's these fresh new kits out there. There's a clean slate for everybody. And it's that time before that crushing reality of five or six games in when most teams realize what they're in for. Yeah, pretty much.

It's the happy time. It's the optimism time. It's the time of belief. It's the time to look at a roster and think, wait, that guy went where? And then try to figure out where that guy went. And with that in mind, I appreciate that you all were willing to push back recording until it was confirmed that Lino Messi won't be joining Brighton. I am previewing them, and I just wanted to make sure that that definitely wasn't happening before we recorded this one.

Otherwise, my preview would have changed slightly. Did he end up with Burnley then? What was it? I mean, I think it's between Burnley and PSG, but he has firmly ruled out Brighton at this point. I have been to Burnley, and I've been to Paris, and I know which one I'd like to live in. Pretty much the same thing. They're similar but different in many ways.

They're both technically cities? I mean, you can breathe air in both of them. That's probably

where the similarities end, I suppose. But yeah, I'm not going to be too disparaging about Bernie.

I've already taken several shots at them at this point. One thing before we get started, Jets,

we're going to be previewing the first half of the Premier League alphabetically Arsenal through Leicester today.

Each of us is taking five teams in these Premier League previews. I just wanted to have a quick word about kits.

I touched on them

there. Graham, I feel like you are a kit aficionado. What do you like from the Premier League this

season? I have to say, I really like two. There's the Watford Home Kit, which has the sort of faded

black stripes, which they literally look like Hornets this year. And Tottenham's Away Kit with the crazy galaxy we were eating spacecakes deal.

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