Premature Koon-ut-so'lik (VOY S3E16)
The Greatest Generation
Uxbridge-Shimoda LLC
4.9 • 4.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 March 2022
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
When Ensign Vorik gets fresh with the chief engineer, his blood boils like a man who’s been freshened up by Kes. But when he puts his horny on main, he spreads a little bit onto BLT—with disastrous consequences for crew safety! Was the Bieber thing just a phase? Why aren’t Starfleet officers allowed to wear jet boots anymore? If Kevin Uxbridge wrote a book, who would be his ghostwriter? It’s the episode where we reveal we’ve been playing Rock Paper Scissors the entire time.
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| 0:00.0 | Here's to the finest crew in Starfleet. |
| 0:03.2 | Engage! |
| 0:15.1 | Welcome to the greatest generation. |
| 0:17.5 | It's a Star Trek podcast by a couple of guys who are a little bit embarrassed to have a Star Trek podcast. |
| 0:22.1 | I'm Ben Harrison. |
| 0:23.2 | I'm Adam Pranaka. |
| 0:24.9 | How are you doing today, Adam? |
| 0:26.2 | I'm chasing a wet puppy around the house. |
| 0:29.2 | I just got back from another poorly executed trip to Vegas. |
| 0:35.2 | It wasn't poorly executed on your part. |
| 0:38.1 | It was maybe poorly executed on the airlines part. |
| 0:40.9 | Yeah. |
| 0:41.9 | It's the time of year, Ben, when I go to Vegas for a very brief amount of time to place one |
| 0:47.8 | super bowl bet. |
| 0:49.5 | And by the time this episode comes out, we'll know if I have won a lot or won a little. |
| 0:55.2 | That's the whole reason I do this thing. |
| 0:56.9 | It's a guaranteed profit. |
| 0:58.4 | It's very, very quark-like. |
| 1:00.4 | Wow. |
| 1:01.4 | So there's a way to make money in Vegas, what you're saying. |
| 1:05.2 | There is, if you've spent the entire football season playing a fantasy sportsbook league, |
| 1:11.6 | and it all leads up to one final game, and if you bet the super bowl one way in your fantasy |
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