Prelude 9 - Semi Skimmed Milk

The Amelia Project

Philip Thorne

Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Comedy Fiction

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2018

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

“Don't even finish that sentence.” Prologue to Episode 9, Season 1. With: Alan Burgon and Julia C. Thorne. Written by Philip Thorne. Directed by Alan Burgon. Music and sound design by Fredrik S. Baden. For full credits see our website. The Amelia Project is an audio fiction series. We recommend starting at the beginning. Congratulations. You’ve reached the content warning. The Amelia Project is about death, mishaps, mayhem and misfortune. And cocoa. If you’re not comfortable with this, stop listening. Now. The Amelia Project is part of the Fable & Folly Network. Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Website: ameliapodcast.com Twitter: @amelia_podcast Patreon: patreon.com/ameliapodcast Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How's he settling in? He's really gone for the haunted mansion look.
0:05.0	Candle stubs, cobweeds, creaky doors, a flickering chandelier.
0:08.5	And he's sticking to the rules?
0:10.0	So far, yes. Only conduct his hauntings at night. He followed Cody into a bar yesterday.
0:16.0	Waited till he went to the toilet and then jumped out at him from behind the urinal.
0:20.0	Scared to be Jesus out of him. Oh here's his shopping list for today.
0:26.0	I'll get Joey and Salvatore on the case as soon as they get back from the mortuary.
0:31.0	What does he need all this for?
0:33.0	God knows.
0:35.0	Metallated spirits, gaffa tape, rat poison, a megaphone, a wheel clamp,
0:41.0	camforated oil, 50 feet of chain and a bottle of semi-skimmed milk.
0:46.0	Luke has a strange mind.
0:48.0	Oh, by the way, someone left this book in my office.
0:51.0	Is it yours?
0:52.0	Collected plays of Pirandello. No. Well I doubt it belongs to
0:56.9	Joey or Salvatore. Any good? I've just finished fear and trembling.
1:03.0	Six characters in search of an author.
1:05.0	Intriguing title.
1:07.0	I might give it a whirl.
1:08.0	Alternatively, you could read my report on the next client.
1:13.0	Don't even finish that sentence?
1:16.0	Surprised. I like to be surprised.
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