I've always wanted to be Freddie from I Carly. Me too. Also, you can't do, never mind, you can do the I Carly thing. I just want to point out that you made fun of me for watching all of Icarly in a month. Listen, I, okay, yeah, that's the kicker, right? I didn't make fun of you for watching Icarly. I made fun of you for watching all of it in a month. Listen, I was going through some things. That's not true.

I was perfectly fine.

Thank you. Welcome to the crunch. It is your boy, Ethan.

And I'm Patrick.

Hey, Ethan.

Hey, Patrick.

I woke up this morning and I looked down and I was standing on something and I had no idea what I was standing on.

Can you help me?

I need you to describe a little bit of what you saw.

I looked down and I just saw an expanse of flatness.

Okay. I want to know for the audience that I was outdoors. Okay. I was not in the side of the interior of a house.

I was outside sleeping on a tree stump because I was counting how many rings it was and I fell asleep.

And I woke up and I looked down and all of a sudden I looked and I saw this like expanse of

flatness and I kept looking forward and it kept going.

And I have no idea.

It went up and down in some places.

At some places it went very high and then very low again.

Do you have any idea what this is?

So you're telling me, just to make sure that I'm clear.

Yes.

You're telling me you were standing upright.

Yes, I was standing upright.

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