The Hello. So this is going to be interesting because this is our first live

Schmanners and this is where our thank you. Thank you. This is where our intro joke goes and then we do the sound cue and then we do the show.

But we just played the sound cue. So we're still going to do the intro joke and then we're going to

pause awkwardly for half a second and start the show. Hey Teresa, what's that

delicious smell? Well I have a bun in the oven. It's Schmanners!

Hello internet I am your husband host Travis McElroy and I'm your wife host

Theresa McElroy and you're listening to Schmanners. It's extraordinary

etiquette for ordinary occasions. Oh we practice that so hard back his name. I

knew I was gonna blow it first. Welcome we're lying you were gonna get it I knew I was going to blow it first. Welcome. We're live. I knew it. I did it. I nailed it. You did great.

Welcome. We are live at the Lincoln Theater here in Washington, D.C. for our first ever live Schmanners!

I know.

It's a magical evening.

First, let me get a little stuff out of the way.

I want to say a big thank you.

Usually we save our thank you to the end of the show.

But I want to say a big thank you to Sam, the sound tech guy here who saved my butt.

I forgot a very important cable.

You all would be able to hear this show,

but no one listening on the internet would be able to hear this show right now if it weren't for Sam.

So a big thingy to see him.

Let's start off by saying, Theresa is pregnant. And I don't know if you guys saw but Griffin and Rachel just announce on

Twitter that they are also pregnant. And it's important that you all know that or else us doing an episode about pregnancy would be weird.

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