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Pregnancy Is Bullsh*t - #53

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Rooster Teeth

Leisure, Video Games, Comedy

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2016

⏱️ 113 minutes

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AH Discusses Pregnancy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This game sign does not fit your personality. No it does, it fits the episode though right?

0:20.3

For the show. It's a show. It's very always sunny about it. It's like Ryan's gonna punch a pumpkin.

0:25.5

It's just throwing something that Michael likes from across the table. What will it be today? Maybe this iPad? I don't know. I'm out of pumpkins.

0:33.8

My phone's already broken in half. I dropped it at the bar there and I if you want to smash it. What happened?

0:39.0

It was missing and then somebody said hey is this your phone and how do you crack it?

0:42.6

Oh, the amazing thing is that it just has one crack. There's no spider web or anything. Isn't that weird?

0:48.4

Straight across. Maybe it was more of like a flex. I mean I don't even know that I dropped it.

0:53.6

Please step on it. That might be it. Because it was probably in the bar floor.

0:57.2

You think it was the first thing I gave it to you? It was like cracks. Could have been but.

1:00.3

Oh, I just found this. I blame girl pockets. They're not the first shot.

1:06.7

They saw it. I won't switch the big, I don't want to have a big phone anyway, but I won't switch because this,

1:10.9

oh, it's already halfway out of my pocket. Yeah, I feel so sorry for Olivia because she just

1:16.2

discovered pockets. She finally got some pants that actually had usable pockets and she's delighted

1:20.7

with them. I don't want to tell her that eventually her future will be no pockets. Your future will be

1:24.8

handing stuff to some of those. Well, okay, I could choose to wear pants that have pockets,

1:29.6

but then I'm gonna make my hips look big. I don't know. You sacrifice it. Usually when we

1:34.5

do, and I would give it to Michael. I'm like, he hold my phone and my wallet in my pocket.

1:37.4

Which also, all of this. It forces us to get her to use it. Exactly. Two phones in a purse.

1:43.0

Like a small wallet, my wallet, like all the shit shoved in my pocket.

1:46.6

It's nice that you carry things because I'm always the holder of every holder of things

1:50.0

in my family. Because I'm like, oh, well, you have the purse. It's like, yeah, well, that's just

1:54.5

because the society is fucked. Well, that's the bag holder. See, that's the thing, too. Now,

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