Welcome back everybody to another episode of Caravanna Garbage where we're taking a look at the original four Predator movies that happened over decades. Because we're in a new Predator era now. Oh, are we? Yeah, very much. A Predera? No. Irator? Yes. That's what I thought. Yeah. So, of course, we have to start with the 1987 classic. A movie that... Finally, a movie that people care about. It's been a while, folks. We know, we get it. No, we looked at Tron and... Come on, man. Zorro. Come on, man. Dick Tracy. Take a look at this mirror we put up to take a good, hard look at ourselves in the recording studio.

Take a good hard look at yourself. I don't like this mirror, Mason. Well, too bad. We need it in here. It's important for content. Please leave a like. In coming back into this movie that everybody's seen a hundred times. Yeah. I was like, I guess I'll rewatch Predator. Yeah. Will I find anything else to, you know, I'll be interested in it that I've, that I missed.

Not necessarily, but it's the easiest rewatch you'll ever do of a movie. Hell yeah, that's right. Never lets up for a second, you know? No, it's just perfectly paced and cast, came out at the exact right time. It's one of those movies like Back to the Future and whatever where all the right bits were there at the right time and if one of those things were off you'd be like this sucks. You're talking about their biceps. All their biceps were there at the exact

correct time. They were. From the big handshake to the big lasering the bicep off. That's a good one.

You know? Right at the bicep. I mean this is a movie that I'm sure a lot of people don't want to think about.

They want to watch it.

They want to switch the brain off.

They don't want to think about it because if they do think about it too hard, here's the moment to turn back, folks. If you don't want to think about the fact that this is a slasher movie

and Alan Schwarzenegger is the final girl.

Yes, it is.

You had your chance, folks.

You had your chance to stop listening.

But now that's in your head. a slasher movie and Alan Schwarzenegger is the final girl. Yes, he is.

You had your chance, folks. You had your chance to stop listening. But now that's in your head. I'm sure there's some people like, no, he's not. He is. He is. And Jesse Venture is the cheerleader. And, you know, there's... Shane Black's the creep. That's exactly right. You've got all your high school movie stereotypes.

Yep, your mean girl. Shane Black's the creep That's exactly right You've got all your high school movie stereotypes

Yep your mean girls

That's exactly right

They're all there and they all get knocked off

One by one by the big tough monster man

And until there's only one left

Who Experiences Pure Terror

And then triumphs eventually

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