Pre-Planning Our Funerals
The Southern Tea
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4.3 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 30 July 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Lindsie and Kristen are living for Jackson's new perm and getting his braces removed. The ladies discuss a wild story of a man assaulting a flight attendant over a bathroom dispute, the recent recalls of Ritz crackers and a tragic shooting in New York City. A listener's question about funeral planning after death has Kristen and Lindsie pre-planning for their funerals and we're kind of here for it... I think.
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| 0:00.0 | The weather. Tomorrow, expect a... Biting cold front. Mmm, how naughty. I wonder what I'll be |
| 0:06.9 | wearing or taking off. The night will be wild and untamed. Expect heavy, lashing rain that'll soak |
| 0:13.7 | you to the skin. By Monday, temperatures will rise slowly but surely reaching their peak in the |
| 0:20.2 | afternoon. Not in the afternoon. |
| 0:23.0 | Not in the mood for miserable weather? |
| 0:25.9 | Fly cheaply to Turkey with Sun Express. |
| 0:28.7 | Sun Express, nonstop sunshine. |
| 0:33.1 | Maybe I'm just like weird, maybe I'm crunchy. |
| 0:35.9 | This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Crisly. |
| 0:42.4 | I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards and all of these people write their children's accomplishments on the back. |
| 0:43.5 | I don't love them. |
| 0:48.6 | A Southern girl and a boy mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots. |
| 0:52.4 | I am a functioning, non-functioning human being right now. |
| 0:58.4 | Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea. |
| 0:59.7 | That is the tea. |
| 1:00.7 | Here's Lindsay. |
| 1:09.5 | Good morning and welcome back to another episode of the Southern Tea, and I just want to say, |
| 1:10.2 | whoo! What a freaking day, honestly. |
| 1:14.3 | What it, no, what a week. |
| 1:16.7 | It's Tuesday. |
| 1:18.3 | For us, for us, it's Tuesday, but it feels like I've already ran five marathons this week. |
| 1:24.9 | So love that for me. |
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