Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free.

Unto the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sex and run you.

Welcome to the program, Jordan Jesse Go. I'm one of the two hosts, Jesse Thorne America's Radio

sweetheart. And me? Well, I'm the other host. Jordan Morris, Boy Detective, just matching in Jesse's energy.

I'm, okay, I want to say, I'm feeling great for a few reasons. Yeah, you seem unusually pumped.

Number one. What's, where's this guy been? I'm three excetrons deep. So by that third

excetron, that's like four espressoes for a guy that doesn't otherwise have caffeine, so I'm ready to punch a fucking hole in a wall. Oh my gosh. I also had some steroids squirted into the base of my brain yesterday. Okay. I don't think those affect my mood. I think they only affect my occipital nerve. Mm-hmm. But maybe they're affecting my mood. It could be a reason as to why you're so pumped and presentational.

Number three, I bought a Roku stick for the TV in my office.

I think we figured out why you're so pumped.

Yeah.

Because you're streaming, buddy.

A free week of the Hallmark Channel.

You've joined the streaming generation.

It says that on the box of the Roku.

A free week. Not even a month, a free week of the, of the

Hallmark channel.

It says on the front of the box.

How many Christmas movies do you think you can get through in that one week?

I mean, I can only jack off like two or three times a day.

I'm 44.

Yeah, I would, I I would suggest since you've only

got a week, practice your edging. Okay. Just so you can prolong the amount of, you know,

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