Prayer Hotline Prank Call

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🗓️ 7 November 2015

⏱️ 7 minutes

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I prank call a prayer hotline, and ask them to pray for my upcoming mixtape. It needs to be fire after all!

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0:00.0	Terry Newson with the 700 Club. We are so happy to receive your call. One of our prayer
0:07.3	representatives will be with you in a moment and may God bless you.
0:11.0	Yes. Good evening.
0:15.0	...you today. Yeah, yeah. Hi. How are you?
0:21.6	I'm fine, thank you. Your name, please.
0:24.6	My name is Jim or James or Jimmy, whichever one you prefer.
0:28.6	Okay, Jim, and may I ask what is your relation with Jesus?
0:32.6	Pretty good. It wasn't back great, but now it's a lot better, actually.
0:37.6	Okay, great. Great. And how can we pray for you today? Uh, I got a big week coming up next week. Uh, probably Tuesday is going to be like, probably like the biggest day of my life. So I kind of wanted, you know, just some extra thoughts. I told my friends, told my family, like, you know, send some love my way. That's what I
0:55.9	usually say. But I just, you know, kind of, I saw, I saw an ad for this, and I was like, hey,
1:00.1	and then I told one of my friends about it, and she was like, it works. It's legit. So I was like,
1:04.3	hey, why not? Uh-huh. I see. So we're going to pray for Tuesday, so the law will just open opportunities for you.
1:12.1	Can I tell you, like, more specific?
1:14.2	More specific?
1:14.6	Right.
1:15.5	Okay, sure.
1:16.4	Sure.
1:16.8	I got a mixtape coming out and it's going to drop, and I just want to make sure, you know, kids, they call it fire.
1:21.9	You know, you want your mixtape to be fire.
1:23.3	You want it to be good.
1:24.1	You want to be hot, you want everybody to get it. So the mix tape's called
1:28.3	My Life. Dot, dot, dot, what it do. So if we could kind of work that in, because that's the title of it.
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