It was old Mark Twain who said,

A classic is a book which people praise, but don't read.

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

So earlier in the show, Joe is doing Mark Twain quotes,

because that's one of our segments.

It's another Mark Twain quote

Tuesday.

Not really.

Well, whatever.

Joe read a Mark Twain quote.

What was the quote?

The person who read, I'm sorry, the person who does not read has no advantage over the person who cannot read.

Which is kind of interesting.

And I brought up the idea of I don't have a sense of how many people actually are into reading.

I know people personally who read constantly, like I do.

I've always got several books going at the same time.

And I just, I'm compelled to do it.

I can't, I can't not do it. It's just, I don't, for whatever reason.

I may be the nation's leading purchaser of books I have never read. Seriously, I might lead the nation in that. Might be 50, might be 100, might be

500. I don't even know. But you're a paperbook guy, right? You won't read. Yeah. Most. Well, no, I, no, I got

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