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🗓️ 14 December 2023
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
0:06.0 | Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and socks and run you. |
0:11.0 | It's Jordan Jesse Goe, I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio Sweetheart. |
0:14.8 | Jordan Morris Boy, Detective. |
0:16.8 | Jordan, do you remember the phrase Penguin in the Pants? |
0:22.0 | Oh, yeah, sure. This isn't this is an early Jordan Jesse go chestnut |
0:28.6 | This must have been a decade ago now. Maybe even more. We were so young. |
0:34.4 | We were so young. |
0:35.8 | All we could talk about was marbles and jacks. |
0:39.8 | Jacks. |
0:41.0 | Tricking kids into whitewashing the fence for us. |
0:45.0 | You are running hooops down the street with a stick. |
0:49.0 | We were kissing each other's boo-boos. |
0:51.0 | Yep. |
0:52.0 | It was okay, so a penguin in the pants was right yeah in the early days of the |
0:57.6 | momentous occasion someone called in this momentous occasion that seemed too good to be true. It involved someone |
1:04.2 | stuffing a penguin into their pants in the zoo. To steal it I think? I think to |
1:09.6 | steal it or sort of penguin smuggling or to teach it operation yeah I honestly don't remember right and we |
1:17.3 | thought this was pretty remarkable right we had a lot of fun with it yeah and, and I think we don't, our beloved segment momentous |
1:25.6 | occasions where people call in and talk about something momentous that happened to them. |
1:29.0 | We don't do any kind of fact-checking. We just, you know we we we assume the goodness in the hearts of man we did from like I'm |
1:40.3 | trying to think it was like 2018 16 to 18 when the New Yorker was distributing the show |
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