Hello and welcome to episode 1012 of the Player One podcast.

For Tuesday, April 21st, 2026,

I'm your host, Chris Johnston,

with me as always from Canada,

Mr. Craig Seward.

Hello.

How's it going there, sir?

I'll tell you what,

it's been a day.

How so?

So I was,

I was out getting groceries this morning.

And as you do it.

Yeah.

And it, you know, went off with almost without a hitch.

And so came back home.

And so like the house I live in is pretty big.

But like it's split into three flats.

And the flat that we live in is, it's not gigantic.

It's old, right?

Like, the house I live in is actually the house that my grandparents bought back in the 40s.

And the part, what they bought is only about half as big as what the actual house is. And then my grandfather built, we don't have a lot to talk about this week. So I'm just going to go into a lot of detail on some things. So, uh, the grandfather built like the second half of the house, right? So like this, you can't really see. But the wall that's behind me used to be the outside wall of the house. Now it's sort of the midpoint of the house and like all the bedrooms and hallways and everything are back there. So all that is to say that I don't have a lot of room for big appliances, right? Like I do have a full in the kitchen, but so the washer dryer is the thing that, that, you know, I don't have a really real space for inside the house. So it's actually out in my porch, which is right out there. The porch is not very big. So it's a stackable washer and dryer. Okay. So anyway, you get home, call my kids out to help me bring the groceries in. And my son is like, I think the washing machine is leaking. He was doing a wash.

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