One of my favorite size swoon moments was when you wrote like kind of a post.

I was going to say like prose poem, but I want to get back to posting.

You made a post about how you stole like a miniature painting from a garage sale. That was a good one. Like for a dollhouse or something like a tiny painting from a garage sale.

That was a good one.

Like for a dollhouse or something like a tiny painting and you like saw it at a garage sale.

And you write about it very like, you know, like you found its way.

You know, you kind of just like were drawn to it and then ended up taking it and now you cherish it.

And then everyone was like, how dare you steal from like, um,

impoverished? Yeah, it was like they made into this weird class thing. Like, you have

some privileged persons stealing from a garage sale.

Were you... Because I remember that pile on...

Because I was like, that's great.

I was like, sigh. They're mad at sighs swoos?

You message me.

For like a cute little...

You even brushed out to me.

Yeah, I was like a cute little story.

But was that stressful for you? Okay, that one reached a point because what's interesting is what's funny about everybody projecting all this stuff on the story was that I got it in like a very like one of the wealthiest areas in Seattle, what is it like Capitol Hill or something? Like it was like a beautiful house and it was in like a bucket of like tangled Barbies. You know what I mean? And then like I was so like I think I took a walk. I was like really depressed. It was like, okay, you know that like meme that everyone makes that like the shit your family has you doing when you're getting ghosted? And it's like it was one of those moments. Like I was on like a family vacation just like so heartbroken. And I was just like trying to be alone as much as possible.

So I like took a walk and then I found it. And then the woman had like a line of people talking to her and I was like bitch like I was like I was like 19 and I was like I don't give a fuck. And then I like left. But it wasn't like a I wasn't like I'm going to steal this. It was like I can't wait. Just take it.

Exactly.

But it was just one of those things where I waited.

But I'm not a fan of stealing, but I'm sure she would have been happy because that it. Exactly. But it was just one of those things where I waited.

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