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Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2024

⏱️ 41 minutes

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I’m still figuring out the solo format so my bad if this sucks but like I said this doesn't count. They say is the only way is up from here, maybe I’ll get better or maybe I won’t. Only time will tell. I want to put out stuff even though I’m still figuring out the new format, guests, etc. so please enjoy. Thank you.NOTE: I want to clarify - when I said I want my baby to come out the same skin color as me, I meant that I want it to come out the same color as me AND my significant other and not...

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0:00.0	are we're absolutely live right now welcome into wet jeans if you're watching this I'm in a new
0:06.5	it's a different scenery right now I'm not in the studio I'm in my kitchen my tiny kitchen
0:23.9	which is kind of practical actually can reach I can reach around any I could give a lot of reach rounds I can reach for the fridge and be at the oven at the same time. Just got it clean. Shout out to my cleaning lady. Wonderful, wonderful lady. I know that the white
0:28.6	community likes to stereotype the cleaning lady community,
0:33.1	that they steal a lot, they don't steal that much.
0:36.2	It's not that much.
0:37.5	It's maybe here and there, that's okay, that's human nature.
0:49.7	You know, you're cleaning, listen, if you're a cleaning lady and you're constantly
0:58.0	cleaning a family's home and there's shit everywhere and it's just they don't even do the thing where like they clean up before you get there at a courtesy I would be stealing some shit too, not really because I don't like
1:04.6	stealing stuff, but I get it. I get why. I get why it happens. My cleaning lady is the best.
1:11.3	She, um, shout out Irma. She does things that I just can't do. I can't put a duvet cover on. I just can't do it. You got to
1:19.1	tuck the comforter in the duvet and you got to grab it from the corners and shake it out it's
1:23.3	fucking crazy but yeah I'm in my kitchen and I think I'm gonna do a lot of kind of
1:28.8	episodes where I'll be in different spots spices up. Speaking of spicy it up, there's a mirror right here and it's shaking,
1:39.6	it's vibrating. I don't know if the neighbor is just having a good time or I don't know what that is.
1:43.3	I hope it doesn't pick up on the mic.
1:45.0	Anyway, welcome into wet jeans everybody live from the kitchen and I just felt like doing it in the kitchen today. It's kind of like when you're
1:54.7	when you're in a long marriage with your wife you got a banger in the kitchen sometimes.
1:59.0	You have to do you have to hit it from the back sometimes or things are not going to work out.
2:04.8	You have to spice things up and you can't just speaking of hitting it from the back
2:09.5	fellas use code wet jeans at manscape.com because if you're not always hitting it from
2:16.8	the back you don't want chicks to look down there and just be like what the
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