PP 31: forever diarrhea and the cringe billionaire

The Ben and Emil Show

Ben and Emil

Comedy

5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2024

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Not gonna say we told you so...we'll let the toilet paper budget do the talking instead. That's right, thousands of people who are on Ozempic, Wegovy, and Mounjaro are reportedly suffering from debilitating stomach damage and even cases of "forever diarrhea", according to lawsuits being filed against the drugmakers. Plus, crybaby Bill Ackman is on a posting spree! What's he crying about THIS time? Lastly, we've got the Iowa caucus results, what they mean, and why they're important. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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0:00.0	Welcome back to another episode of this.
0:04.0	Oh, dude, careful there.
0:06.0	That's not that anymore.
0:08.0	We got a big episode for you guys, absolutely huge.
0:10.0	We're talking about the many people who are getting chronic permanent diarrhea.
0:17.6	Are you one of them?
0:18.8	You may be entitled to compensation.
0:21.2	Literally.
0:22.2	From We Govey O's Empick.
0:24.0	I have news about a compensation by the way.
0:27.0	I'll tell you in just a sec.
0:28.4	Plus we're talking about Cry Baby Bill Ackman.
0:30.7	That's right.
0:31.2	He's back.
0:32.4	I mean, not that he ever won anywhere but oh man he is just he's
0:36.7	sticking his little hyney out there to get spanked oh and everybody's he's self-spanking
0:41.1	it's all kinds of crazy stuff. And he's getting his wife's
0:43.2	He spanked which is the worst part which is a little sexy but not in this way and
0:47.6	then not in the sexy way at all and then if we got time we're gonna well we'll
0:51.8	have time probably we're gonna talk about the Iowa
0:53.7	caucus got some bad news on that front and then yeah if we got time we're gonna talk
0:59.0	about inflation layoffs and Tesla stuff going on. But first, yeah, compensation. I was I was
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