PP 21: Confirmed: Amazon is worse than ever

The Ben and Emil Show

Ben and Emil

Comedy

5 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 9 November 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Well well well. Sam Bankman-Fried aka SBF aka Sam Buttman-Fart was found GUILTY on all counts and will be sentenced soon. The Bored Ape Yacht Club nerds get their eyes burned at a party in Hong Kong. And have you noticed that Amazon search results are terrible lately? It’s not just you. Newly unredacted parts of the FTC complaint show Amazon was not only anti-competitive to an evil extent, but seemed hellbent on making the customer experience worse and worse in the name of more profits. PLUS we've got Elon Musk revealing GROK, X’s new edgelord AI bot, and a market update from Stan Druckenmiller. Get bonus content on Patreon Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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0:00.0	Have you noticed that Amazon's search results are pretty terrible lately?
0:03.7	Well, it's not just you, okay? In fact, the FTC is on to them in their little games
0:09.2	and they're trying to pull down their pants and spank their little bear booty for all the world to see just how much they're
0:16.1	screwing you and me and grandma and grandpa and the whole freaking family just because we thought we were getting low prices but it turns out that we weren't and we're going to get right into that and what else?
0:28.5	And what else? I'll tell you what else.
0:30.5	Skam butman fart is guilty. My man is getting locked up, dude. This guy's facing up to a
0:36.4	110 years in prison. My gosh. Yeah, and speaking of crypto, would not want to be SBF. No, you don't want to be scam butman fart right now.
0:44.1	And that's not all with crypto, okay? Because we're coming to you live,
0:47.6	reporting on Boardape Yacht Club party in Hong Kong. Everybody's eyeballs are getting burned
0:52.1	off. What the heck is going on with that?
0:53.7	Yeah, plus Elon Musk, King Elon Musk reveals Grok, Grok is the new AI. Grok knows all.
1:01.5	Grok is... And get this this it's based in sarcastic yeah, it's based it's sarcastic
1:06.6	It'll tell you things that might make a lefty squirm in his little underpants
1:17.0	And not only that, Ben's giving us a little market update. Yeah, we got a little market update, so stay tuned.
1:20.0	Stay tuned.
1:21.0	Hit the intro. Toon.
1:23.0	I like to try to sell something to you. There are beats. The ones.
1:34.0	There are beats.
1:35.0	There are mists.
1:38.0	There are mists.
1:40.0	There are mnics. There is ways.
1:41.0	We take it loose, and trade homes, but I was
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