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The Tom Barnard Podcast

Powerful blood-drinking monsters, and also Dracula - #2943

The Tom Barnard Podcast

Complete Disaster Network

Entertainment News, Comedy, News, Sports

4.1652 Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2026

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

If you're looking for a cozy read, how about the Epstein files? Apparently they're very popular at the moment. Then when you get tired of hearing about people in positions of power talking about things you'll wish you'd never read, you can watch yet another Dracula movie.

Topics:

Nancy Guthrie is still missing

Super Bowl

Half time show alternatives

Epstein files

Grammys suckage

Dracula

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Tom Bernard family podcast with

0:08.8

Co-host Catherine Brandt, Alex Bram Bernard Rasmussen, Andy Brampernard, and Kristen Berndt.

0:14.5

Kristen Burtz with us, everything.

0:16.4

I've got to mention one thing to kick it off because it was so sweet.

0:19.7

I watch a lot of YouTube because you can get away from all the nasty takes on the far left and the far right.

0:25.6

I mean, there's some weird stuff on there.

0:27.6

Don't get me wrong.

0:28.6

But I do.

0:29.6

I like the stories that they pick out to show you.

0:31.6

And here's an example of why I watch YouTube.

0:35.6

This little kid wakes up.

0:37.8

He's like six years old, I think they said he was.

0:41.4

He's a pretty big kid for a six year old.

0:43.8

But there was this box sitting on the table and they said, well, yeah, this is a part of your

0:48.7

birthday, I think.

0:49.9

I don't know what's in there, but it's, so he opens it up, and there are all these dog toys in there, and they don't have a dog. So the great part of it, he's like, well, what's... Is this just for me to play with? I mean, you get... He keeps going on. All of a sudden, his dad walks in with a dog, and the kid comes apart at the seams. A little pug puppy. A little pug puppy. Well, yeah, that's right. You saw the thing. They really are cute. Oh, my God. They look like little monkeys. Yeah, this kid just fell apart. It was so sweet that he wanted a dog so much that he just couldn't handle it, that finally got a dog it was fantastic see that's the

1:29.3

way i like to start my day right there somebody being happy what about that yeah i like cat

1:34.5

content that's why my algorithm is all cats yeah yeah he was watching something else there was like a

1:39.9

three-year-old that was playing the violin oh my god my God. And he obviously was, you know, nervous, but he was very competent for a three-year-old.

1:49.3

And he can't even imagine.

1:51.3

And then they showed him at 10, I think he was 10, doing a street performance, you know, how they do those in Manhattan where they just...

1:59.0

Yeah.

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