POWER HOUR | 49

ALIEN THEORISTS THEORIZING

Big Theory Podcasts

Philosophy, Society & Culture

4.6 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 May 2026

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

-Running often leads to justifying poor eating habits.

-Fire-roasting cookie dough is a genius idea.

-Running can cause chronic injuries if not approached carefully.

-Owls can be surprisingly aggressive when protecting their young.

-Cults often attract smart, gullible individuals.

-Confidence can sometimes outweigh actual ability.

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0:00.0	doesn't help me though because then I run and then I just fucking eat shittier because I'm like
0:20.0	well I'm running.
0:39.0	Why, you're burning calories. You can eat whatever you want. Yeah. Yeah, there's nothing wrong with that. Dude, I just love fucking food way too much. Love treats. Food. I love fucking beers. You preach to the choir. Guess what I had for breakfast this morning? Danish. I had to go to the grocery store after dropping the kids off at daycare.
0:41.3	Seen. Well, actually, just strudels, but same shit. Yeah, still good. Well, like a toaster, you didn't buy toast. No, like the fucking bakery strudels, like the apple turnover ones. You remember toast strudels and then double icing your fucking toast or strewd?
0:55.1	Oh, absolutely.
0:56.4	You sandbag the next person to get one because you fucking doubled up on the whole pouch.
1:01.6	Brother, I used to throw the fucking, I used to throw the access one away just so I couldn't get picked.
1:07.6	Yeah, no shit.
1:09.4	My house was like.
1:11.3	You ever just fucking snip the top and suck on the bag?
1:14.4	100%.
1:15.1	No fucking strudel.
1:16.6	Just straight icing.
1:18.0	I used to buy icing in like the icing containers.
1:22.4	Like the Betty Crocker, like you buy icing.
1:24.4	And then you peel off the top and then I would just spoon it out.
1:27.0	That's fucking greasy.
1:28.5	That's a 5,000 pound life shit.
1:30.8	That was 150 calories per spoonful.
1:34.3	I went to, uh, I went to my friend's, uh, 50th, like, heavenly birthday and they were having
1:38.8	a beach fire.
1:39.9	And, uh, there was people like doing s'mores.
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