Pour one out for my homeboy, Jesus - History of Christmas

Ladies & Tangents

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Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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YUUUULE! The true history of Christmas has been a mystery for us and on this episode we reveal the source of some of the Christmas traditions we know and love today. Don’t shoot the messenger, but documented history states that Christmas may not have had such a wholesome beginning, even warranting a war on the holiday itself. This is a real history-vocab situation with a dash of celebratory mischief to get you in the spirit this season! Happy Saturnalia, all you Lords of Misrule! WE'RE GOING ON TOUR - https://www.ladiesandtangents.com/live-show WE’RE ON CAMEO - https://www.cameo.com/ladiesandtangents WE'RE ON PATREON - patreon.com/ladiesandtangents MERCH - https://ladiesandtangents.kingsroadmerch.com/ *NEW* SUBMIT YOUR STORIES - landtstories@gmail.com FOLLOW ALONG WITH US ON SOCIAL MEDIA - @ladiesandtangents GAZA/WEST BANK RESOURCES- https://medium.com/@scholarscoalition/for-immediate-release-u-s-4c2aecd11535 https://irusa.org/middle-east/palestine/ https://buildpalestine.com/2021/05/15/trusted-organizations-to-donate-to-palestine/ https://www.vox.com/2015/5/14/18093732/israel-palestine-misconceptions https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/52045757 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Do you hear that? I do. I believe! Santa? I believe!
0:26.2	It's just bells for an hour. In any way it's good night you guys. Yeah welcome.
0:38.6	Once again. Hey, hey Sierra. Hey Cherry. Do you have your comfy pants on? Do you have your Christmas pants on?
0:45.3	I do! Well, those are not... You bought these for some nobles! Those are not snow-free.
0:53.0	I'm not and I'm just realizing it. What are these pants? There's some kind of like tribal
0:59.2	something. Wow. You could go home and you like cut them out and they... I had no idea.
1:02.9	Snowflakes. Well, I thought I was in the spirit but... No, turns out the spirit's in you.
1:08.4	Oh, wow! No, don't make that joke. Okay. Do you have your comfy pants on? Are you uh...
1:20.2	Are you drinking your nice Christmas ale there? I am. Well, it's mad elf. Oh, or...
1:26.7	Smudge-malf. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're not advertising for shit.
1:33.8	Hit us up sponsors. Yeah, for real. We'll drink all of your things.
1:39.0	Well, you know, within reason. Yeah. So this episode we're going to do...
1:47.9	We're going to kind of talk about the history of Christmas. Yes! Merry Christmas, everybody.
1:54.4	We did like three weeks of sleep. Well, two weeks of sleep. Yeah, we did. Plus a bonus episode.
1:59.3	Because we hit over a thousand downloads. So thank you everybody. Yeah, seriously.
2:05.8	And thank you for sharing your dreams with us. That was actually so freaking fun.
2:10.2	Because even the people who weren't mentioned in the episode, they then sent us your dreams.
2:15.0	And I got to turn it on the story. It was so fun. Yes. That was very exciting for us.
2:19.9	And you know what? We've also had people message us like...
2:23.6	Because what's so cool is that the topics that we're sharing about are becoming conversations.
2:29.4	Yeah. Between people and then they tell us that they're having these conversations and it cracks me up.
2:35.3	Oh, it's amazing. Cracks me up. A lot of people experience sleep paralysis and they experience people
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