Pounded In My Lady Poonani By My Pumpkin Spice Latte

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Society & Culture, Relationships, Personal Journals, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

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🗓️ 5 September 2023

⏱️ 55 minutes

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On Today’s Show: 00:00:00:00.00 Introduction 00:03:19:01.65 A Weekend Full Of Dead Musicians And Dead Dogs 00:06:40:04.43 Pounded In The Twat By My Pumpkin Spice Latte 00:17:56:18.37 Adam And Eve! Promo Code: FREAK – Get 50% Off 00:19:00:00.48 Our Favorite Fart Loving Incel Is Back Out Of Youtube Retirement 00:23:15:02.10 When You’re So Frustrated, The Viagra Doesn’t Work 00:29:05:12.23 A Meade Weightloss Journey Update 00:30:44:00.48 Sign Up For The Sideshow 00:32:24:06.50 The […]

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0:00.0	Hey, Freaks, it's Tuesday, September 5th, 2023, coming up on the program today, when
0:05.4	your pumpkin spice latte helps you reach orgasm.
0:08.8	Plus, virginophobia, cock-blocked while on Viagra, and renting out the unused side of your
0:15.2	bed to strangers.
0:16.7	All this, push your voicemails, deadi-
0:19.2	Oh, mama, it's sex-tastic Tuesday, on distorted view.
0:29.9	First, feed me that black dark fucking meat.
0:36.9	You're having a fucking black dip.
0:48.9	That's the blame white fucking lily crack.
0:52.9	What?
0:53.9	Give me fucking dark meat, I have no fucking message to you.
1:03.9	It's like you blow your dark nuts back.
1:10.9	Fuck down white fucking hose.
1:17.9	Jack, you're fucking black dark on my tongue.
1:33.9	I like my white ass crack.
1:40.9	Fuck me up.
1:47.9	You're gonna be your white slave.
1:50.9	You're gonna be your white sex slave.
1:54.9	I'm gonna pay my fucking dues for the black man.
2:01.9	You're gonna have to have the white bitch.
2:08.9	Fuck you.
2:15.9	You're gonna have to have the white bitch.
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