Pottering across the landing, livid (with Vanessa Feltz)
Off Air with Jane & Fi
The Times
4.6 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 29 October 2024
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Thanks to a skilled correspondent sending in a diligent report from Iceland's Phallological museum, Jane and Fi will be spending their evening shredding penis pictures... make of that what you will.
They are joined by TV personality Vanessa Feltz on her memoir "Vanessa Bares All: Frank, Funny and Fearless" and she certainly is all of those things.
Our next book club pick has been announced! 'The Trouble with Goats and Sheep' by Joanna Cannon.
If you want to contact the show to ask a question and get involved in the conversation then please email us: janeandfi@times.radio
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Assistant Producer: Hannah Quinn
Podcast Producer: Eve Salusbury
Executive Producer: Rosie Cutler
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| 0:00.0 | Just like me, they want to be. |
| 0:03.2 | And Peter would go, oh, my balls! |
| 0:05.3 | Oh, get me down! |
| 0:06.9 | You're killing me! |
| 0:07.6 | My balls are being strangled. |
| 0:09.2 | Okay, could you please? |
| 0:10.4 | Can't lower Peter. |
| 0:14.9 | The new Apple Watch Series 10 is here. |
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| 0:19.7 | It's also the thinnest Apple Watch, ever, making |
| 0:22.6 | it even more comfortable on your wrist. And it's the fastest charging Apple Watch, getting |
| 0:27.1 | you 8 hours of charge in just 15 minutes. Introducing the new Apple Watch Series 10, now available |
| 0:33.8 | for the first time in glossy jet black aluminium. |
| 0:41.3 | Compared with previous equivalent models, requires iPhone 10S or later. |
| 0:43.6 | Charge time and actual results will vary. |
| 0:51.8 | This episode of Offair with Jane and Fee is sponsored by Norwegian Cruise Line. |
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