Folks, losing at fantasy football has consequences.

It really does.

I mean, a new tattoo, a bad haircut, waffle challenges.

I've seen those waffle challenges.

Those look delightful.

You're stressing me out with that soundboard.

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I'm actually a grinder, and it's a problem I have.

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