I'm livid.

Absolutely livid.

We end the segment, the last segment of the show

with an accusation of sedition.

I brought up Aaron Burr, and the segment ends.

I thought, oh, that was a good segment.

And everyone here is like, oh, I thought you were going to make more

Hamilton references.

And I said, I didn't make a Hamilton reference.

It's called history.

Pick up a book.

Aaron Burr, sir.

It was Aaron Burr, sir.

It kills me.

No one knows that guy.

The only reason anyone knows any of this is because you watch a really long-winded musical. It's a good thing. It taught me about history. Had nothing to do, COVID, but whatever. It's still really long. Super inclusive, which I love because I'm a bleeding heart level. They didn't wrap back then. Dude, just pick up a book and read about it. Or pay attention in high school when you did U.S. history. Let's bring aboard Juju here.

Juju, how you doing, man? Good to see you.

Ah, Juju. Looking good.

Oh, look at that brown-nosing with the Steelers.

Pandering.

Okay.

I had this whole spiel set up, football America situation.

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