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Three Bean Salad

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Three Bean Salad

Three Bean Salad

Comedy

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

A man called Gareth suggests that we discuss the topic of posters and see where it takes us. A counterfeit Santana. Prince Charles's toilet seat. Large and terrifying flightless birds.

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0:41.6

Hello and welcome to the first ever episode of Three Beans Salad. I am Mike, also in Three Beans

0:57.0

Salad. The other Beans are going to introduce himself in a budget. Henry Packer,

1:03.9

and we will be discussing a thing. This is just completely coincidental, but I did

1:13.7

actually soak a packet of mixed beans last night. That's exactly the sort of thing we won't

1:21.2

be talking about on this show, because it's not a bean themed show. I bought a packet of beans

1:31.0

in a supermarket of dry beans. It was a bean mix. Lots of different colours of beans. They look

1:36.6

quite gorgeous at that point, quite attractive. They look a bit like jelly beans, but they're not

1:43.0

the nature's beans, right? I soaked them overnight because there's so much work you have to put

1:49.5

into beans. Anyway, I did it. I soaked them overnight this morning. I then had to boil them for

1:57.2

an hour and a quarter, and at the end of all that, all you end up with is just like a bunch of

2:03.2

beans. It's such a high maintenance product for what it is, which is a load of beans. And also,

2:09.6

in that anecdote, quite innately illustrates the nature of this podcast is that we're going to be

2:17.6

discussing all sorts of things, a topic. I knew it was called Three Beans Salad. I didn't realise

2:23.9

that we were talking principally about beans. No, no. This is where the introduction has already

2:28.0

gone very wrong, although it did illustrate that the point that there won't necessarily be any big

2:33.3

payoffs, just as has been illustrated by Henry's bean character. Although, having said that,

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