And now, postcards from planet Earth, from Flip and Mosey.

Hey, fam, hope everything is good where you are.

Flip and I are still stuck here on Earth in the Milky Way galaxy waiting for the repair ship to fix our Star Cruiser.

And today, I saw something that was really, really intense. We were observing some of the two-legged

screen-watching creatures known on this planet as humans take part in a strange ritual for their

younglings. They stood on a lined field, divided into two groups wearing matching shirts, and on each

end of the field was a giant standing net. Weird, right?

It gets weirder.

They placed a small round creature in the middle of the field.

Oh, I'm not sure what it's called, but it's a black and white sphere.

And even though all of the other creatures around it were yelling and screaming,

this creature was very quiet.

It didn't make a sound. Oh, it must have a high

tolerance for pain because these little humans all started kicking it. They just ran around the field

kicking this poor round creature back and forth at each other. They didn't even want to touch it

with their hands. They just want to kick it with their feet over and over and get.

It's so hard to watch.

There was one human child who seemed to care about the sphere more than the others.

They stood in front of the net, and when the round sphere came near them, they would pick it up and hug it.

Well, at first I thought that was nice.

But then, they just kicked it away again. Oh, so brutal.

The only time the poor sphere ever got a break was when it finally rolled into the safety net.

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