And now, postcards from Planet Earth, from Flip and Mosey.

Hey y'all, it's your boy Mosey.

Still stuck here on planet Earth waiting for the interstellar tow ship to show up.

Sometime between 8 a.m. and 4 p.m. on a weekday before 2097.

Hope everything is good back home.

Oh, Blandar, did you see the new episode of Real Gooblars yet?

I just re-watched it.

Pure amazingness.

But I still don't understand why they make the fans wait a whole cycle for a new episode to come out.

That just feels mean, you know?

Anyway, I had the most amazing experience on Earth today.

Yeah, I know we're stuck here, and at first it seemed like a kind of unexciting planet,

but you would be surprised at how much cool stuff they have when you look closely.

Today I visited the most amazing place. Earthlings call it the library.

They have the most amazing food there.

The main dishes are called books, and they are yumtastic.

They also had free appetizers just waiting by the door when you came in.

There were these little colorful paper thin things called pamphlets.

Ooh, so good.

Flip ate an entire stack of them.

That is an inaccurate statement. Disregard. Okay, that was me. But I couldn't help myself.

And it was the perfect way to wet my appetite because the whole building was laid out like a big menu. They had a whole section of colorful kid stuff.

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