Welcome to the Conspire Away Bitches podcast with Kat Dunn, where everyone is a celebrity in their own head.

From reality TV to social media and pop culture updates, let's conspire about what's going on in and out of this world.

And now here's your host, Kat Dunn.

All right.

You look amazing. No, I don't. I had an allergic reaction yesterday,

and I look like an ogre. But thank you so much. You're seeing. I do. You look amazing.

You don't have to play the social game with me anymore. Listen, we're family. As you know who told me,

we are family, our personality. So we are together girl no i was so

Derek i was so excited to talk with you today and especially on the conspire way bitches podcast

because you yourself referred to some people as bitches in the house yes i mean and here's my thing

you know i'm a gay man and i said to the girls, I was like, hey, are you girls like having me saying to beware? And they were all like, yeah, you can say it because you're gay. Everyone else, no. No other man can say it. So I think that that's how I talk with my girls. Like at home, they call me bitch shut up shut up, bitch this. Like, that's how we talk.

I call everybody bitch. Right. And I'm like, that's just how we are. So I was like, but you

girls are bitches. Like, we're all bitches. I'm a bitch. Call me a bitch. I was like going to

D.R. and call me a bitch. Like, please, everyone do it. I don't care. As long as it's consensual bitch calling. Yes.

So that's good.

I'm glad that we cleared that up.

Yes.

And if anyone had a problem with me, I asked.

I said, hey, if anyone has a problem with me ever saying something,

they might feel like it's offended or something like that, please let me know.

And the girls are like, no, big, dude, we love you.

It's fine. But, you know, I woke up for Twitter and they're like, you know,

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